Club Penguin Jokes
This is the page where i put up all the jokes that you can ask by pressing the “J” button or go to Activities then Tell a Joke.
Q: What do you call a Fish With no eyes?
A: FSH
Q: How do you Communicate With Fish?
A: You drop them a line!
Q: What type of bird can write underwater?
A: A ballpoint PENguin!
Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost
Q: Whats the best way to catch a fish?
A: Have someone throw it at you!
Q: Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
A: They have their own scales!
Q: Why Do penguins eat fish?
A: because donuts get soggy before they can catch them!
Q: What Lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A: A Nervous Wreck
Q: Whats a penguins favourite party game?
A: Sardines!
Q: What do penguins sing on a birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Q: Why are penguins so popular on the internet?
A: Because they have their own web-feet!
Q: Why are igloos round?
A: Because penguins can’t hide in the corners
Q: Why don’t you see penguins in Britan?
A: Because they’re afraid of Whales!
Q: How does a penguin build its house?
A: Igloos it together!
Q: What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A: A penguin in a revolving door!
